Poopface

Hey friends! The best conversation of the day.
I was calling Selah poopface instead of Praise (her middle name) to annoy her so this convo transpired.

Sarah: hey Selah if I call u poopface instead of praise than ur allowed to call me poopface too.
Selah: poopface
Sarah: HEY! I didn't call u poopface yet, poopface!
Selah: ur a butt!

..... Then I couldn't decide if I needed to laugh hard or be surprised! I think I just got served!