MEDICINE

 

‎"And God who sits in the Heavens looked down at the wicked said, 'LOL!'" -Ben B's new and revised paraphrase of Psalm 2

Off on, bug off!! - Me & Katie at Mission Cleveland '10

 
ATTN SINGLE LADIES: For all ladies who are in such a hurry to get married or re-married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz... Poaz.. Lyinaz... Cheatinaz. .. Dumbaz... Cheapaz... Lockedupaz ... Goodfornothinaz... Lazyaz...or Marriedaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz. -Steve The-Line Young

 

"If we find God boring, we are like five-year-olds who find sex boring. The problem is not with sex." - John Piper

"If you say you're boring one more time, I'm going to punch you in the face!" -Katie D

"Whats up, God?! You're all up in my life with Your...Your BIGGNESS!" - Katie D

Katie: "And I'm already 33... and I just..."
Sarah: "Well Katie, look at it this way... if you were Jesus, by now you'd be dead."
Katie: " .........." -at Aladdin's 3/12/11

"What the * GRACE * is going on?!" - Katie D

"We held hands.... .... It was intense." - Fayfay

Me: "I feel like I put my heart out on facebook like someone spreads butter on bread. Once its melted, its GONE. You can't put it back in the tub!"
Erin: "Wellllll......... you COULD put it back in the tube.... you'd just have to wring the toast out and squeaze all the butter back into the tub... then you can stick it in the fridge and let it cool again."
Me: "Yeaaah but then the crumbs of facebook are still left in the residue of my buttery heart!!!!!" - Late night convo in the gazebo on the square - 10-7-10

"Why shake hands when we can touch other things..... like lips?" - The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

"A cemetery is a good place to learn how to drive... you can't kill anybody! They're already dead." - Carol from C-hop haha

"So, wednesday, we were fasting, and I was envisioning hotdogs all around me while I was on prayer set...." --Tasha