App for That

Erin: today is one of those days I wish I could just text God.

Me: maybe there's an app for that....

Oh my goodness!

For the last 2 months I've been catching this time practically every day!

Funny though

KJ-52 is like a cross between Kutless and John Reuben without the punkish smart mouth attitude. Haha

Paul's thorn is discovered!

Little tid bits I've learned about...

Things with guys.


1. The cuteness factor goes waaaay down after a guy opens his mouth.

2. On the contrary, the attractiveness can go waaaay up on an average joe who has gold nuggets to say. :)

3. This should have been rule number one in a book I will never write: um, he's never yours. Ever, not even if you're married. He's God's and that changes things a bit, no matter who it is.

4. The toilet seat: is it really worth the argument? My answer is "yes" if it's covered with ick and I don't want to touch it to go pee. Other wise, it's kinda funny.

5. Pretending you don't notice them pretending not to notice you ... Isn't that like multiplying two negatives and getting a positive? Why not just say, " hey, I'm noticing you right now" and vice versa? Because GUYS don't realize it's going on. Let's not tell em okay?

6. It's really funny what a guy will say when it's understood that our friendship is entirely and completely platonic.

8. It's funny what a guy will NOT say when it's not necessarily completely platonic.

9. Heehee, maybe only a guy would notice I didn't have a thought number 7. That was on purpose. I didn't want anyone to take number seven and run with it.

And last but not least,

10. I think I like that boys aren't girls. It's kinda nice, really. I appreciate it pretty sincerely. Until I realize guys don't notice a lot of stuff. Then I think there are some places they could probably use us girls too. That makes me feel glad. :)


I think that's it for the day! Until next time....

Oh my!

Is it possible to lose your sense of humor a little?

My latest prank :-D

Heehee....

What if "JAWS" was a Disney Movie?

I actually belly laughed at this one.  hahahaha!

Too long to tweet

Dr.: I know how Sarah's mind works. It's simple!
Courtney: what?! You ACTUALLY think you know what goes on up there?
Sarah: .... Naaaaaaah
Dr.: no really!
Courtney: is it because she has no filter? It starts up in her head and comes right out of her mouth?
Dr.: exactly!
Sarah: ooh I have a filter all right! But it's a little lenient. Like the moderate setting on google!
Dr lee and Courtney: *busts up laughing *
Courtney: now you've done it Dr lee! We'll be a tweet before the end of the day.
Sarah: hehehe

THIS is Epic

Poopface

Hey friends! The best conversation of the day.
I was calling Selah poopface instead of Praise (her middle name) to annoy her so this convo transpired.

Sarah: hey Selah if I call u poopface instead of praise than ur allowed to call me poopface too.
Selah: poopface
Sarah: HEY! I didn't call u poopface yet, poopface!
Selah: ur a butt!

..... Then I couldn't decide if I needed to laugh hard or be surprised! I think I just got served!

Decided to have a little fun with Becca this morning.  I don't think she realizes that writing ur name on food doesn't mean anything in this house. Lol!

Sarah shared an Instagram photo with you

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"On my SmartWater bottle: 1. Purity u can taste, 2. Hydration u can feel, 3. Connecting brain cells u can smell. ... Ok. I MAY have added that last one... ;-)"

Thanks,
The Instagram Team

FWD:Valentine's Day :0)

Whoops! except this was actually my mom's doing!

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Valentine's Day :0)

My dad, without fail, ALWAYS does something sweet for Valentine's Day. :)

Disclaimer & terrible thoughts

DISCLAIMER:
In the event thag you catch me enjoying myself while saying something slightly morbid and cynical in an ironic or sarcastic way, I apologize in advance... Not for enjoying my humor, but for verbally assaulting your non-Sarahfied imagination by anitiation without consent.

With that said, here was my thought for today.

patient to the doctor: "my teeth hurt!"
my thoughts: *evil grin* YANK them! Pull them all!

terrible i know.
cant say i didnt warn you.

:)

My favorite birthday card so far!

My favorite birthday card so far!

Mental?

Dr. : my baby brother's a doctor
patient: dental?
Dr. : ... Mental.
Patient: ........
Dr. : just kidding, he's a dentist.

hahahahahaha!!!! The things he says!

I made up a song in my head!

Sung to "its raining, Its pouring"

Its snowing, its blowing
the dentist's drill is going.
Said they cracked a tooth
on chicken noodle soup
but the doctor's eyes are rolling!

"i promise! I was just having noodles and it broke!"

The Plungonater

So, i don't know where it comes from at all...(maybe being in a big family has something to do with it?) but it seems i have an uncanny ability to plunge toilets effectively. If, when i'm done trying to plunge a toilet for someone and even I am unable to succeed? ...time to get a plumber. true story. Really.

OoOoooooh....

*while an older salesman patient full of charisma and SLIGHT arrogance is paying with their debit card*

me: so..you bank at KeyBank, you work at PNC and your son's name is Chase....?
Patient: haha! You're smart! What do you do...want to do with your life?
me: I work here, and i work with mentally handicapped people on the side. I lead worship at my church and someday I'd like to teach.
Patient: *losing momentum FAST* OOOoooooh....

This all after having a short convo that consisted in me saying i never went to college. haha! Gotta love it.

So!

Um... Elisabeth Elliot tweets!

haha! No joke!


@betelliot