Disclaimer & terrible thoughts

DISCLAIMER:
In the event thag you catch me enjoying myself while saying something slightly morbid and cynical in an ironic or sarcastic way, I apologize in advance... Not for enjoying my humor, but for verbally assaulting your non-Sarahfied imagination by anitiation without consent.

With that said, here was my thought for today.

patient to the doctor: "my teeth hurt!"
my thoughts: *evil grin* YANK them! Pull them all!

terrible i know.
cant say i didnt warn you.

:)

My favorite birthday card so far!

My favorite birthday card so far!

Mental?

Dr. : my baby brother's a doctor
patient: dental?
Dr. : ... Mental.
Patient: ........
Dr. : just kidding, he's a dentist.

hahahahahaha!!!! The things he says!

I made up a song in my head!

Sung to "its raining, Its pouring"

Its snowing, its blowing
the dentist's drill is going.
Said they cracked a tooth
on chicken noodle soup
but the doctor's eyes are rolling!

"i promise! I was just having noodles and it broke!"

The Plungonater

So, i don't know where it comes from at all...(maybe being in a big family has something to do with it?) but it seems i have an uncanny ability to plunge toilets effectively. If, when i'm done trying to plunge a toilet for someone and even I am unable to succeed? ...time to get a plumber. true story. Really.

OoOoooooh....

*while an older salesman patient full of charisma and SLIGHT arrogance is paying with their debit card*

me: so..you bank at KeyBank, you work at PNC and your son's name is Chase....?
Patient: haha! You're smart! What do you do...want to do with your life?
me: I work here, and i work with mentally handicapped people on the side. I lead worship at my church and someday I'd like to teach.
Patient: *losing momentum FAST* OOOoooooh....

This all after having a short convo that consisted in me saying i never went to college. haha! Gotta love it.

So!

Um... Elisabeth Elliot tweets!

haha! No joke!


@betelliot