Being smart mouths again...

Sarah:...and i Wanna be a firefighter, n i wanna be a policeman, n i wanna be a doctor, n i wanna be a zoo-alogist, n i wanna be an archaeolgist...
Katie: ...and a proctologist....
Sarah: Katie?
Katie: yes?
Sarah: up yours.

Cheeses or Jesus?

Sarah: Oooh! a CHEESE STORE! I like cheese. i wanna be a cheestologist!
Fay: You SHOULD! we'll find you a school out here!
Katie: Cheesestology....JESUStology.
Sarah:.... Sounds like Jesustology.
Katie: *giggling* ....i know!

Next song on our playlist

Next song on our playlist after dashboard? - "For the Moments I feel Faint" never underestimate my Jesus. Haha! oy. GOOD Lord!

Dashboard's broke but we still got the radio.

A rock just flew up and hit fays windshield..... And cracked it. so her driver side window is in the back seat, and now her windowshield is cracked....... And the song "the dashboard's broke but we still got the radio" just came on. 130 miles to KC..... when i said KC or bust, i didnt ACTUALLY mean it, Lord!? Might i remind You that You ARE a good Father? Please provide for Fay!

Taking drinking and driving to a whole new level.

Hey look! Its a drive-up tiki bar!!! "hey fella! toss me a fuzzy navel? THANKS!"

um.... A VIRGIN drink! what where YOU thinking? silly goose!

Hm.... I have a feeling this trip will be anything but dull....

Hm.... I have a feeling this trip will be anything but dull....

Nuf said. Haha!!

Nuf said. Haha!!

Fay:what kinda bread do we

Fay:what kinda bread do we have?
Sarah: wheat.
fay: neaaat.
Sarah: ...neat wheat.

Well....fays drivers window just fell

Well....fays drivers window just fell off its track... So its in the back of her car...LOL!! what a way 2 start this road trip!

An overheard convo between Dr and Patient.

Patient: "so how long have you been married?"
Dr. Lee: "about 14 years."
patient: "woooowww!!"
Dr. Lee: "yeah.......... But she tries to kill me every day."
patient: "................. Hahahahaha ur funny."
Dr. Lee: " * (0_0) *

It helps to have a good sense of humor as a dentist...though it doesnt mean laug

It helps to have a good sense of humor as a dentist...though it doesnt mean laughing maniacly while pulling teeth and doing root canals!

Sometimes i still wish to

Sometimes i still wish to be an archeologist for a month...and id choose Egypt. :) yes

So....is it weird that i nearly fainted of shock when i saw the episode of iCarl

So....is it weird that i nearly fainted of shock when i saw the episode of iCarly where Sam kissed Freddy? Doesnt she beat him up n stuff? ....*sheepish laugh* i uh.... Dont WATCHA that show because i WANT to tho... Its one of my clients favorite shows n i dont have a choice and......

Dont judge me.

"excuse me while i assult

"excuse me while i assult your ears....AND im not trying to deflect you with my politeness either!" -fay fay hahahahahaha

Being high on demand has

Being high on demand has its pros and cons. "Demand is like Christian crack." - ben b. Haha. So true sometimes!

Soo.......

So I couldn't help but laugh hard at this....
deep inside of me I kinda get a sick/morbid sense of satisfaction from this video like, "HAH! TAKE THAT all you crazy people who think I'll get married someday out there!!!!!!"

DO NOT!!!!

Daily Giraffe Sightings: Weddings, Marriage, Love, What???

Haha..... Well, Erin says it pretty much the way I would expect her to... Nonetheless, a good reed! See ya! *continues floating down the Nile in her basket.*

Daily Giraffe Sightings: Weddings, Marriage, Love, What???: "All cynicism towards love set aside, there is something that I really don't understand. Weddings. To clarify, I suppose I do understand why ..."

Hung this on Dr. Lee's wall in His Office when He wasn't Looking!

Just in case you can't tell - this smiley face is in fact missing teeth and has MUCH plaque build up on his teeth.  I'm pretty sure Dr. Lee won't mention that he notices this picture for about a week or so.  I'll keep you updated!

Ok i lied.

Ok i lied. kevin kyle and kelly are triplets

Just made my day

So in our files at work theres a whole family....Kevin, kelly and kyle. dad, mom and son. hahaha....i cant get over it.

"My wings are swimming!" -

"My wings are swimming!" - Tonya
"Mine too!!" - Ben
"This is all very ironic..." - Sarah

*Flip Flip* *Splash Splash!*

So heres the deal..... The point is....i LOVE the fact that i have this shirt.... See the smirk on my face? okay.... Its not a real smirk, but the point is That i LOVE the fact that i have this shirt!!

"I hope that because I

"I hope that because I feel so - NOT understood, God will use my songs to help others feel like they are." 4-30-11

More fun? REALLY? heehee

SO one of my hilarious lady clients who has a crush on a few different guys told me (in a very endearing way) that i was more fun to watch then a bunch of hot guys. hahaha... That made my whole day. :-D

In my church parkinglot.

So this was the best thing today! as i parked my car in the church parkinglot, this car was parked in front of mine. Whoever this was ended up at my church! :) aahahahahaaawesome! lol! hilerious nonetheless.

To Purple Or Not to Purple - MARRIAGE is the Question!

My gift basket to sharin for her wedding slash batchelorette party. SO fun!! every purple thing I could find!

Oy! *eye roll*

Welp...story of my life... I forget that ive written half a word and then i add extras where i dont need to....oy.

Yeah....make em into sandwiches and throw em like FOOTBALLS!!!

Yeah....make em into sandwiches and throw em like FOOTBALLS!!!