So Lovely!

The sunset under a snowing cloud today? Spectacular sight!

Just close ur eyes & count to 10...

Patient: (in reference to getting fillings) is there an alternative to getting numbed up?
Courtney - Dental Assistant: ....a hammer.
Patient: ....ooh....

2 random rules of life as told by Sarah

1. Driving when your foot is asleep: its not so bad. Its just when...wait...watch out for that *swirve*....PHEW!!! That was a close one! As I was saying... Its not so bad...

2. 2 sure ways to accomplish being a true picture ninja. First, make sure you go public. Ninjas are stealth and no one will suspect that you ACTUALLY ARE if you're so open about it. Second, tag yourself in pictures that you are NOT in. ....Or so we all think.

thats it for now! Merry Christmas and may we all be in a season of Advent!

Glitter: Dun-Dun Duuuuuuuuun

How can your worst nightmere still delight you with its rainbowic variety?! ANOTHER mystery in the mind of Sarah.

Silly goose!

Sarah: dont be a cotton headed ninny muggins!!
Dillon: err... Whats that?
Sarah: someone who isnt good at their job.
Dillon: hm, well then i might be...
Sarah: thats why i said DONT be!

Cat-person = half person/half cat

"imagine my surprise when i learned that being a cat-person merely meant that you really like cats!" -Demetri Martin

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teehee

It made me laugh despite myself.

If only he knew...

"You know? Talking to Sarah about love and romance is like talking to a vegetarian about ribs and steak!" - Dr. Lee


I, sitting at my desk, overheard Doc saying this to our assistant, Courtney.  He was saying something about how a man should give his love an empty box for a gift.  When she opens it, he said, the guy should say, "its full of my love."

I rolled my eyes and reiterated that I never want to get married and THAT was one of the reasons why: cheap wooing ideas.  Not because its inexpensive ... but because its not even remotely creative!!

Now... maaaayyybee.....if the guy had said something like, "I tried to fit into the box... but it wasn't happening."  and then FOLLOWED it by giving her something thoughtful, THAT would be cute.  Otherwise you get what I did:  an eye roll.

Anyway, I laughed at the irony of the Dr.'s statement.   And if you had known me 7 years ago, you might've too.  :)

The Moment in the Room Where EVERYONE Busts Up!

Becca: how do you spell decision?
Sarah: with 3 words: make up your mind.
Becca: wait...*Counts fingers* thats...
Sarah:... 4 words. i know

PURE brilliance.

one of my biggest annoyances:

nuff said.

"I wanted to vote for your costume but I couldn't find you!"

So here's my question:  did Waldo and Carmen SanDiego ever date?

'I Issue Problems to Myself'

Haha. i totally thought of a song i wrote when i was 15 or 16.
"I issue problems to myself."
"i hate looking into your eyes, but i do anyway cus they're nice.
 I hate looking at your face cus i like your smile and i shouldnt in the first place.
 Gosh i dislike the day and my brains wacked out at night
 but in the morning i think i'll be alright cus...

all night long you're weaved into my dreams,
 but when morning rolls around, i'm emotionless it seems!
 happy then am i! I feel nothin when i think of you!...
Wait. now i feel my fingers. Oh!
HOW i dislike liking you!



lol! some things never change.

Just a funky thought: i

Just a funky thought: i started my 11th journal on 11-1-11. .... i get a kick out of this.

Selah is memorizing scriptures!

this just made my morning :D Selah is my 3 year old sister. :)

Okay I confess: I really

Okay I confess: I really DID like the Backstreet Boys and still secretly like 2 hear them on the radio.

Silent Monks Singing Halleluia

Last thurs. Convo with Dr. Lee

Me: yeah, we had a dog growing up. Called him Shadow.
Dr. Lee: Hey! I call my son that!
Me: He was a good dog...
Dr. Lee: so was my son...IS!! Is my son!
Me: ........
Dr. Lee: what?! Dog, son - same thing!

The Birth of Chuck Norris

A Moment of Innocent Inappropriateness

Story of my life: As a guest on another church's worship team I had to leave a little early and didn't catch the person who had invited me.  I tried to text them to say good bye and also ended up saying "don't be a stranger" and instead, I accidentally wrote "dont bed a stranger".  ....while of course they were in church. The kicker?  They showed their pastors.  OY!!!

This little note is posted on the wall of my office. it is such a blessing to r

This little note is posted on the wall of my office. it is such a blessing to remember that the flower who's name is 'Acceptance-with-Joy' is growing inside of my heart.

So today Dr. Lee found this piece of cardboard in an obscure spot on his desk.

So today, Dr. Lee found this piece of cardboard in an obscure spot on his desk. I also was just accused of having a twisted sense of humor. haha, thats funny...mostly cus its true.

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Thoughts for today: faith is from the past - hope then is borrowed for the futu

Thoughts for today: faith is from the past - hope then, is borrowed for the future and trusting & waiting for the Lord presently, are the steps that connect the 2 gloriously.

So...do u think thats the office? Possibly?

So...do u think thats the office? Possibly?

Shhhhh!!

Not that it matters now BUT... the girls at starbucks gave me a pumpkin spice latte a week before it came back officially. my day was made :D

Taste the rainbow or.... Not...

I'm telling you! i see the strangest things during my days. this is a MOUND of candy chillin out right in front of a car in the parking lot. a MOUND. who does that? I must admit i did look around for an umpaloompa or a golden ticket or something.

Mermaids need saving too!

This is the Bible you use to witness to the freshwater mermaids!! :D

You Know You're in Brunstucky when...

So... I watched this man drive his lawn-mower tractor to our parking lot and park it in a parking space. only in Brunstucky!!

Lakeside Findings

....is it just me, or is there a really LARGE statue of a squirrel in this front yard?

Patient: do you gamble? Dr.

Patient: do you gamble?
Dr. Lee: I got married! Of course I've gambled!

Dr. Lee: wow, where'd the

Dr. Lee: wow, where'd the week go! Its almost gone!
Me: i ate it.
Dr. Lee: Spit it out.

Sarah the Story-teller.

Just spent my "quiet time" telling Elijah and Selah about the throne room of Rev. 4. They sat on the floor and asked questions. Their favorite is the monsters with 6 wings and eyes all over their bodies saying "holy holy holy! Lord God Almighty! Who was and is and is to come!" and their eyes got big as i said that our prayers are brought to God like a bowl of smoke and that all of heaven stops for it. Elijah, who wants to be a firefighter, listened with big brown eyes as i told him that Jesus's hair is as white as snow and His eyes are like fire and His voice sounds like a waterfall. "its all in the Bible!" i said. "is He bigger than the trees?!" he asked. "oh yes!" i said. "bigger than the house?!" "MUCH bigger!" i said.

made me wonder... When we ask our pointed questions to God, do we sound like children who can't comprehend how BIG God is - and so we ask in our own way, "bigger than the trees? bigger than the house?!" all of a sudden, im so glad He is our delighted Father. :)

You know how ppl use these to propose?

What if you broke up with someone this way?!

Haha... Almost wrote "Cigna Doodle"

Haha... Almost wrote "Cigna Doodle" instead of "Cigna Dental" today on a claim form. Made myself giggle. heehee

I've been workin' on this mustache all summer long!

And my favorite punk/rock band will always be Relient K ....and also i can't wear a pink tux to the prom...cus i was homeschooled...and i graduated over 4 years ago... :-/ least i gots mysewf a mustache though!! heck YES!

Dream car!!!

Yeah, forget the yellow.... This embodies my vehicle dreams!

Pulling a Trump Card at Work

So funny story. A few days ago Dr. Lee came to look over my shoulder and check the schedule for the next day. Our first patient for the next day's name was Chuck. So, i took a small piece of paper and wrote "Norris" on it and just covered the guys last name with it. When Dr Lee came to read the name for our 9 am apt, he read out loud, paused before saying the last name and then paused after - trying to contain a chuckle. "Uuhhm... So our first patient *heheh* is Chuck Norris?" he asked. I chuckled and didnt say anything. Nothing more needed to be said. i played my cards, and i played 'em well. Once again I caught the Dr. Offguard and made him laugh despite himself - hes so good at keeping a straight face. :) my day was complete.

Classic thrift experience

Haha...at Salvation Army...jars of clay frail cd for 99 cents.... Opened it up and it has jars of clay if i left the zoo. CLASSIC.

Eiooowh...

So... I dont even really know what to say about this. leaving work yesterday, we found a poop-scooper in a plastic bin on the trash can outside our office. oh the things these little eyes see!

One of My Favorite Pics!

I always forget about this picture and then when I see it, I remember how awesome it is to be apart of my church and my small group.  Since this picture was taken about 2 years ago, there are now 3 small groups represented in this moment captured in time.  

Here, we're standing outside of Aldi, preparing to buy an entire Thanksgiving meal for a family we adopted.  God loves cheerful givers!  

A Quick Convo with the Lord

Here was a conversation with the Lord that i had about a month ago that makes me giggle from the bottom of my soul.
Sarah: *sigh* i'm not a seer, God! i can't see into the heavens...
Spirit: No, but you can see into the Kingdom.
Sarah: ...huh.....
hehe.
one of those quick but best convos a person can have. :)

When God throws you a

When God throws you a curveball, don't duck. You might just miss something. - Extreme Days ending line. Gotta love it!!

I'm thinkin' 'bout opening up my own business.

...I could make a fortune.

wadda ya think?

Haiku of the Day

Ah!! Satisfaction
the feeling I get when my
thoughts are well-expressed.

A Moment: It can change your heart a little.

So last night there was a moment where 5 ppl jam-packed in a car laughing & joking - stopped for a moment to worship the Lord. it just kind of happened too, and it really blew my heart away. The car go silent before u started hearing soft voices singing, "may You be all that is on my mind all of the time. Let my heart be torn in two until Your will is mine. Dearly Beloved of my soul. You are Dearly Beloved of my soul." it was a very sweet moment. As flyleaf sings, "i am alone and they are too, with You. I'm alive. I can feel You All around me, thickening the air I'm breathing." I share a lot of my silly moments with the world. but today... I'm sharing a dear, sweet moment with the Lord...and with my friends. Thank You Lord for meeting us. :)

Mr. Mrs Squirrel Drives a Hummer....

The thing about this picture is.... it doesn't show that the person driving is a very broad shouldered man.
This will forever be etched in my memory as one of those crazy ironic moments I never saw coming.

...it was funnier in my head.

This was hanging on the door of a stall in a bathroom on our trip to KC - It'd kinda be funny if someone tried to leave their kid in there. Someone else walks in the stall and WOOPS!! Theres a kid just sitting there! hahaha.

Can wrists sprout horns?

Either this bug that bit me is a perfectionist or im turning into a freak of nature!

Where do they hide the munchkin servants?!

This was hanging on our camp grounds public restrooms. Apparently, WV has different ideas on child labor than OH does. :-/ ... ;-P

Strange Sights Lame Lights

So we came up 2 this light....and it just kept on being red for what seemed like forever. AND... There wasnt any other road or cars coming at all! so we jumped out of our cars and ran around and laughed and scrambled back 5 minutes later when it turned green again. the locals knew we were from outta town haha.

Eiw!!

- its the one place in the world you can get meat-loaf through the drivethru. :-P"

In Honor of Erin

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DONE. 

"If you can't stop picking

"If you can't stop picking your nose in public, u have problems with self control...it may be a heart issue." -ang

son of a biscuit!

our food stop.

I Have A Dream....

i've been talking for a while about beginning a VeggieTale collection....and thanks to a 50% off sale at The Family Christian Book Store, i began it for a very inexpensive price. :D

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Chuckles...

Chuckles...

Whuuuuut!!!!

Here's the deal - This is the only game I've ever beat - and I'm proud of it.  Besides, Super Mario Bros is too hard.  ;)

You know whats the worst?

You know whats the worst? when you say something backwards with confidence and than realize you said it wrong.  And you sound like a duffus.  true story.

Miles...I Mean Smiles Stretched Before Us.

Road trip miles.... By the lighting u can tell we're almost there. :)

snickers...

I just wondered if anyone noticed the redundancy of my redundant post. haha. Sarah - 10 up.

Oh Sarah....

So.... today I tried to acoustify Stavesacre's song "Freefall". I'm not sure I epicly failed. Not sure I even failed. Though... I quit for now. It'd probably sound way better with a cello and a viola. And yes, I know its a crazy thought to try to accomplish. But true artists make things there own right? To re-due a song and give it a totally different musical flavor while still keeping the melody? Hm. It most certainly can be done. Just needs to be done RIGHT. Hehe... oy. Back to my day.

2 things to know about me: 1. I'm weird enough to freak myself out sometimes.

2 things to know about me: 1. I'm weird enough to freak myself out sometimes.
2. I dont sweat. i glitterize and glisten.

Redundant? eek!

... You'd think they'd make an effort to seem a little more literate when they create stickers for professional businesses to stick on their gas pumps. hmmmm...

Redundant? eek!

... You'd think they'd make an effort to seem a little more literate when they create stickers for professional businesses to stick on their gas pumps. hmmmm...

In the jungle the mighty zoo jungle...

Oh my gosh! Whos taking a picture of us taking a picture of them in the rain forest? ...... Did i just hear a lion?! oh wait.... Isnt this the zoo?

16 year old Brilliance.

So today Hannah told the dentist that she negotiated her punishment with my parents for something over the summer. man.... Why didnt I think about that when i was 16?

I AM LOVING this new

I AM LOVING this new little book well worth the $8 i spent on it. "Humility" by Andrew Murray, born in S. AFRICA 1828. READ IT!!!

Changing His Name Would Do His Business Well I Think.

...im not sure i want his kind of deal: not now, not EVER.

Fay just made a face,

Fay just made a face, sticking her hands from her ears & stuck out her tongue at a glaring passerbyer from Kansas. lol!!

FIRE!!

Add an apostrophy S and Fire....

Omg!!!

OMG CHOLESTEROL PER SERVING!!!

Being smart mouths again...

Sarah:...and i Wanna be a firefighter, n i wanna be a policeman, n i wanna be a doctor, n i wanna be a zoo-alogist, n i wanna be an archaeolgist...
Katie: ...and a proctologist....
Sarah: Katie?
Katie: yes?
Sarah: up yours.

Cheeses or Jesus?

Sarah: Oooh! a CHEESE STORE! I like cheese. i wanna be a cheestologist!
Fay: You SHOULD! we'll find you a school out here!
Katie: Cheesestology....JESUStology.
Sarah:.... Sounds like Jesustology.
Katie: *giggling* ....i know!

Next song on our playlist

Next song on our playlist after dashboard? - "For the Moments I feel Faint" never underestimate my Jesus. Haha! oy. GOOD Lord!

Dashboard's broke but we still got the radio.

A rock just flew up and hit fays windshield..... And cracked it. so her driver side window is in the back seat, and now her windowshield is cracked....... And the song "the dashboard's broke but we still got the radio" just came on. 130 miles to KC..... when i said KC or bust, i didnt ACTUALLY mean it, Lord!? Might i remind You that You ARE a good Father? Please provide for Fay!