Alcoholism

I dont know about you, but I think alcohol may be in this....directions on back include freazing 4 8 hours and then massaging the bag gently.
"I dont know. Im not sure I want to massage my alcohol." - Katie D.

Poor Mr. Frick. Always get blaimed for everything.

With a last name like this, I'm sure you can relate to God when He said, "thou shalt not take my fricken name in vain!!!"

WORD.

WOMAN CAN PREACH.  This made my heart smile and strengthened my little inner man.  :)

I waS just accused of

I waS just accused of being a heat theif. Haha...just sucked all the hotness out of our chicken wings. haha

Epic Living Needs Insurance too!

Haha...Working at a dentist office definitely has some funny moments.  I hand write out claim form after claim form and become pretty familiar with all the different dental insurances and umbrellas of life insurances etc.  So one day I was filling out a claim form for someone who's insurance was "EpicLife" insurance.  This made me laugh on the inside as I considered the kind of person who might be behind the naming of this business of giving  - not just LIFE insurance, but EPIC Life insurance.  For those of us who live epically or just fancy the idea of epic living, THIS insurance is for you!

Heck, I'm looking into it right now!

(I mean, how much more epic can my life get?  Dentist office receptionist, disability provider and worship leader on the side?  Do they pay MORE money if I die an epic death?  I should look into this....)

"Laughter is how we take

"Laughter is how we take a much needed break from heartache..." Liz Curtis Higgs

now thats an 'ear-full'!

So silly...but so pretty! as bethany says, I take "great delight" in pretty, girly things. And I do!

My emo screamo days revisited

Where would i be without my can of ham?

It is unbelievable how many

It is unbelievable how many people circulate through the internet gambling cafe next to our office! SERIOUSLY.

911

Hah!  So I work with a client about once a week or so and I spend the night at her house.  While training with another provider, I was told that this client doesn't like to get up in the morning and told me a story about how one morning she wouldn't get up and so the provider had said she was going to call 911 because something was probably wrong.  Well of course the client got up.
ANY way, the provider told this client in front of me that she wasn't kidding, she WOULD call 911 if she weren't to get up and then told me that if our client didn't get up, to call her and she'd make the call.

So last week, my first night on the job, I woke her up at about 6:15... and she hopped out of bed less then 10 minutes later and said, "See Sarah?!  I got outta bed!!  DON'T CALL CHERYL ON ME!!"  Hahahaha!!!!!!


AMAZING.

"Learning to love God means

"Learning to love God means learning to love my future husband. All this practice makes me ready for imperfect."

YES.

Mission accomplished

"I am the Good Shepherd.

"I am the Good Shepherd. I know My own and My own know Me" - John10:14. haha!! The good shepherd OWNS.

Me dreaming big right now

Me dreaming big right now is like a childs cardboard book hoping to be an epic novel one day. It could happen, right?