The Moment in the Room Where EVERYONE Busts Up!

Becca: how do you spell decision?
Sarah: with 3 words: make up your mind.
Becca: wait...*Counts fingers* thats...
Sarah:... 4 words. i know

Mr. Mrs Squirrel Drives a Hummer....

The thing about this picture is.... it doesn't show that the person driving is a very broad shouldered man.
This will forever be etched in my memory as one of those crazy ironic moments I never saw coming.

In Honor of Erin

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DONE. 

You know whats the worst?

You know whats the worst? when you say something backwards with confidence and than realize you said it wrong.  And you sound like a duffus.  true story.

Soo.......

So I couldn't help but laugh hard at this....
deep inside of me I kinda get a sick/morbid sense of satisfaction from this video like, "HAH! TAKE THAT all you crazy people who think I'll get married someday out there!!!!!!"

Daily Giraffe Sighting....

Question: What do you want to be when you grow up, Sarah?

Sarah: A giraffe.  I'm going through transition right now.  I'm starting to sprout giraffe-like assets....

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911

Hah!  So I work with a client about once a week or so and I spend the night at her house.  While training with another provider, I was told that this client doesn't like to get up in the morning and told me a story about how one morning she wouldn't get up and so the provider had said she was going to call 911 because something was probably wrong.  Well of course the client got up.
ANY way, the provider told this client in front of me that she wasn't kidding, she WOULD call 911 if she weren't to get up and then told me that if our client didn't get up, to call her and she'd make the call.

So last week, my first night on the job, I woke her up at about 6:15... and she hopped out of bed less then 10 minutes later and said, "See Sarah?!  I got outta bed!!  DON'T CALL CHERYL ON ME!!"  Hahahaha!!!!!!


AMAZING.