Words on a Fridge - Me: twisted? Juuuuust a Smidge.

At one of my clients homes she has a bunch of random words on her fridge and if you know ANYthing about me, you would know that it wouldnt take long for me to succumb to the urge to write some insanely rediculous sentence that will make you wonder if i am truly alright in the head. :) I assure you that i am... And also, that i thuroughly enjoyed just doing this. happiness! haha.

In other news ...

In other news, my client tried to stuff some unnecessary items in his pockets (WHICH apparently is something he likes to do.) Today those unecessaries included a bottle of lotion and a clean washcloth. When i told him he couldnt bring the lotion he put it back without a word. HOWEVER, he REALLY wanted to bring the washcloth and I had to be firm with him about it. Its kinda hard to be firm though, when you really have a giggle building up in the pit of your belly at the randomness and the idea that he tried to hide that he had a rag bulging out of his back pocket. :D I really enjoy my job, for sure. :)

911

Hah!  So I work with a client about once a week or so and I spend the night at her house.  While training with another provider, I was told that this client doesn't like to get up in the morning and told me a story about how one morning she wouldn't get up and so the provider had said she was going to call 911 because something was probably wrong.  Well of course the client got up.
ANY way, the provider told this client in front of me that she wasn't kidding, she WOULD call 911 if she weren't to get up and then told me that if our client didn't get up, to call her and she'd make the call.

So last week, my first night on the job, I woke her up at about 6:15... and she hopped out of bed less then 10 minutes later and said, "See Sarah?!  I got outta bed!!  DON'T CALL CHERYL ON ME!!"  Hahahaha!!!!!!


AMAZING.