If only he knew...

"You know? Talking to Sarah about love and romance is like talking to a vegetarian about ribs and steak!" - Dr. Lee


I, sitting at my desk, overheard Doc saying this to our assistant, Courtney.  He was saying something about how a man should give his love an empty box for a gift.  When she opens it, he said, the guy should say, "its full of my love."

I rolled my eyes and reiterated that I never want to get married and THAT was one of the reasons why: cheap wooing ideas.  Not because its inexpensive ... but because its not even remotely creative!!

Now... maaaayyybee.....if the guy had said something like, "I tried to fit into the box... but it wasn't happening."  and then FOLLOWED it by giving her something thoughtful, THAT would be cute.  Otherwise you get what I did:  an eye roll.

Anyway, I laughed at the irony of the Dr.'s statement.   And if you had known me 7 years ago, you might've too.  :)

The Moment in the Room Where EVERYONE Busts Up!

Becca: how do you spell decision?
Sarah: with 3 words: make up your mind.
Becca: wait...*Counts fingers* thats...
Sarah:... 4 words. i know

PURE brilliance.

one of my biggest annoyances:

nuff said.

"I wanted to vote for your costume but I couldn't find you!"

So here's my question:  did Waldo and Carmen SanDiego ever date?

'I Issue Problems to Myself'

Haha. i totally thought of a song i wrote when i was 15 or 16.
"I issue problems to myself."
"i hate looking into your eyes, but i do anyway cus they're nice.
 I hate looking at your face cus i like your smile and i shouldnt in the first place.
 Gosh i dislike the day and my brains wacked out at night
 but in the morning i think i'll be alright cus...

all night long you're weaved into my dreams,
 but when morning rolls around, i'm emotionless it seems!
 happy then am i! I feel nothin when i think of you!...
Wait. now i feel my fingers. Oh!
HOW i dislike liking you!



lol! some things never change.

Just a funky thought: i

Just a funky thought: i started my 11th journal on 11-1-11. .... i get a kick out of this.